Ah, blessed are those who can laugh at themselves.....
A man comes into the ER and yells, " My wife's going to have her baby in
the cab! " I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's
dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that
there were several cabs -- and I was in the wrong one.
Submitted by Dr. Mark MacDonald, San Antonio , TX .
At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and
slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths", I
instructed. "Yes, they used to be, " replied the patient.
Submitted by Dr. Richard Byrnes, Seattle , WA